ranetree:

I am an intelligent, eloquent, well-mannered young woman who just so happens to say “fuck” a lot.

(via misty-skiesandblue-eyes)

sorryforpartybarackin:

im no cactus expert, but i know a prick when i see one

(via fuck-boi)

a-little-insane:

I want to date a hot tattoo artist so I can get tattoos for suckin’ dick instead of cash. I think it’s a fair trade. 

(via fuck-boi)

jewishprick:

i’m not saying we should have sex but we should

(via hellaboutsomething)